you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so
I THINK ABOUT THIS EVERY DAY LOOK AT HIM JUST PINNING DAVE THERE AND DES IS STILL TRYING TO USE HIS HANDS TO TOUCH THE PUCK THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED
"I’m just gonna hold you here till the puck is gone and then gently place you back on the ground." - Nice guy Erik
I never even paid attention to the fact that this is Karlsson. this is really hilarious!!!
never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified
i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.
this is my favorite tweet of all time and no one can tell me otherwise
My favorite Harry Potter character was the Sorting Hat. His job was to learn people’s secrets and then judge them.
today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit
Drake put on a disguise, then questioned passerby about fictitious situations involving himself, effectively proving that people are wack. And y’all wonder why I’m a fan. The Boy is awesome.
IM SO HAPPY
i feel like everyone has that one hockey player they hate so much that when they appear on ur dash u just wanna vom
I can just imagine all the people behind the camera getting really pissy after a couple of takes
"guYS WE ARE TRYING TO MAKE A SHOW HERE ACT LIKE ADULTS"