Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

madeagoestohell:

i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool

paging-doctorfaggot:

its a great show from the gifs i’ve seen of it

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

v171:

Remember that time when Mississippi State took a photograph of me and put it on their brochure and shipped it out to the entire country and didn’t realize I had a massive hickey on my neck?

manhood:

I’m in tears she forted like twice

squalorofthemind:

Segs looks like he’s preparing for a role on Teen Wolf

klefable:

"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"

ok but consider this

  • i fucking love eyeliner

eatingisfab:

"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”

iridium-flames:

whoreisawhoreisawinchester:

iguanamouth:

i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else

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and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie

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and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really look like

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#johnny depp the best cosplayer

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

tyleroakley:

unslain:

what i if told you

you the read first line wrong

same with the second

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cataradical:

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning